Contractor Humor

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A "dumb blonde" joke received from a contractor friend:

A blonde tells her friend about her thermal windows. She says,

"I've had them in for almost a year now and just the other day the contractor calls me and asks me to pay for them. I may be a blonde but I'm not dumb. The salesman told me that in a year they'd pay for themselves."


Sign hanging at American Embroidery.



Sign hanging in the foreman's office at Henry Gordon Steel.



Doug saw this add many years ago in an HVAC supply house in Minnesota. Doug is part Norwegian.


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Found at Quality Aluminum hanging on the wall.


"A merry heart does good, like medicine"

Prov 17:22 (NKJV)


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